===== Asian Parent Jokes =====

  * You got stung by a bee? Why not stung by an a?
  * Beatles sing let it be? Why not let it A?
  * Blood type is B positive? failure runs through veins.

===== Engineering Jokes =====

  * Engineers like to argue. Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Hours later you realize that he's enjoying it.

===== Aggie Jokes =====

  * A frog becomes deaf when all four legs were cut
  * A two-seater airplane crashed into a cemetery near the university, 

===== Uncategorized Jokes =====

  * How do you get down from an elephant?
  * Can you tell the difference between a horse tail and a water pump handle?
  * Buffalo migration analogy to drinking
===== Misc =====

  * Rats are good, spiders are bad
  * Buffalo theory
  * How do you get down from an elephant?
  * What's the difference between a water pump handle and a horse tale?

"I have been to Slavic land for so long I've almost forgotten how to speak English. Fortunately, I have best English teacher in the world. Donald Trump. Now I speak fluent English. Observe. *cow breathing*"

"How do you know that was Donald Trump?"

"Because right next to him was Hillary Clinton saying *horse breathing*"

===== Interesting Quotes =====

  * Milton Friedman famously noted, “There’s nothing so permanent as a temporary government program.”