• You got stung by a bee? Why not stung by an a?
• Beatles sing let it be? Why not let it A?
• Blood type is B positive? failure runs through veins.

• Engineers like to argue. Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Hours later you realize that he's enjoying it.

• Rats are good, spiders are bad
• Buffalo theory
• How do you get down from an elephant?
• What's the difference between a water pump handle and a horse tale?

“I have been to Slavic land for so long I've almost forgotten how to speak English. Fortunately, I have best English teacher in the world. Donald Trump. Now I speak fluent English. Observe. *cow breathing*”

“How do you know that was Donald Trump?”

“Because right next to him was Hillary Clinton saying *horse breathing*”