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   * Engineers like to argue. Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Hours later you realize that he's enjoying it.
+===== Aggie Jokes =====
+  * A frog becomes deaf when all four legs were cut
+  * A two-seater airplane crashed into a cemetery near the university,
+===== Uncategorized Jokes =====
+  * How do you get down from an elephant?
+  * Can you tell the difference between a horse tail and a water pump handle?
+  * Buffalo migration analogy to drinking
+===== Misc =====
+  * Rats are good, spiders are bad
+  * Buffalo theory
+  * How do you get down from an elephant?
+  * What's the difference between a water pump handle and a horse tale?
+"I have been to Slavic land for so long I've almost forgotten how to speak English. Fortunately, I have best English teacher in the world. Donald Trump. Now I speak fluent English. Observe. *cow breathing*"
+"How do you know that was Donald Trump?"
+"Because right next to him was Hillary Clinton saying *horse breathing*"
+===== Interesting Quotes =====
+  * Milton Friedman famously noted, “There’s nothing so permanent as a temporary government program.”