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| * Engineers like to argue. Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Hours later you realize that he's enjoying it. | * Engineers like to argue. Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Hours later you realize that he's enjoying it. | ||
| + | ===== Aggie Jokes ===== | ||
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| + | * A frog becomes deaf when all four legs were cut | ||
| + | * A two-seater airplane crashed into a cemetery near the university, | ||
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| + | ===== Uncategorized Jokes ===== | ||
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| + | * How do you get down from an elephant? | ||
| + | * Can you tell the difference between a horse tail and a water pump handle? | ||
| + | * Buffalo migration analogy to drinking | ||
| ===== Misc ===== | ===== Misc ===== | ||
| * Rats are good, spiders are bad | * Rats are good, spiders are bad | ||
| * Buffalo theory | * Buffalo theory | ||
| + | * How do you get down from an elephant? | ||
| + | * What's the difference between a water pump handle and a horse tale? | ||
| "I have been to Slavic land for so long I've almost forgotten how to speak English. Fortunately, | "I have been to Slavic land for so long I've almost forgotten how to speak English. Fortunately, | ||
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| + | ===== Interesting Quotes ===== | ||
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| + | * Milton Friedman famously noted, “There’s nothing so permanent as a temporary government program.” | ||